As usual the Oscars were an almost instantly forgettable affair. Billy Crystal did a decent, albeit extremely safe, hosting job and everyone and their grandmother knew that The Artist would win the top awards, so that gave the whole affair a slightly dull mood. Here are my fave bits in chronological order:
Queen Meryl, who had a great surprise in store, was on her usual wonderful mood. She is always such a good sport, even when she must suffer through some real humiliations, like having Sandra Bullock defeat her.
Cameron Diaz and J. Lo epitomized silly fun when they presented the make-up award. In all honesty though, I had no idea that Cam's behind was so, well, ample.
Meryl being a sport for her The Iron Lady make-up team...
This was the second best win of the night. A complete surprise too, considering it actually deserved to win!
The Christopher Guest troupe was all sorts of brilliant and I couldn't help but wonder what are people waiting to have Eugene Levy play Marty in a biopic.
My favorite part about Dragon Tattoo winning Best Editing was to have the orchestra play the shoulda-been-a-winner score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.
This bit was slightly ridiculous but Gwynnie was Carole Lombard brilliant, proving that you can be funny and still look like a goddess.
Speaking of goddesses, I demand to get on whatever Emma Stone was on when she presented her award. She was such a joy to watch! She should've hosted the whole thing!
Isn't Kenneth Branagh the cutest?
No wait, isn't Uggie the cutest?
Ugh NO, wait, isn't Bret McKenzie the cutest?
Y'all know I can't stand Angelina Jolie most of the time, which is why I loved that Jim Rash mocked her ridiculous leg move right after she presented him with his Oscar. I'm sure he was exiled from Hollywood the following morning but his, well, rash move injected the event with an oh-no-he-didn't rush of joy.
Woody won!
I hope the Scorsese drinking game goes on for as long as the world exists.
Le sigh...
Rooney Mara won in my heart and I love that her clip was the most risky Oscar has done since I started watching them. Those who say she doesn't "act" should just take a look at hos this angelical creature turns into this:
"I AM insane!"
THE moment of the night:
Michel Hazanavicius and Bérénice Bejo are the new Brangelina, right? OK not really, but they exude old-world class in a way the other two will never do.
Gotta love Rooney's mischievous look.
And for those of you who feel I'm devoting too much to Meryl's win, just like her, I say:
"Whatever..."
Long live the Streep! Did you enjoy the Oscars or am I just bringing up bad memories? Had you moved on by now?
3 comments:
Couldn't finish entry. Died after the cuteness overload from the trio of Branagh, Uggie, and Bret.
Must say, I was almost unanimously pleased by this year's Oscars. Your flashback reminded me how proud I was that Rooney Mara's clip was the craziest one of them all. I'm surprised at the clip they used for Melissa McCarthy, too! Not very Oscar-y at all!
Anyway, the only things that truly upset me were Cinematography and Costume design - shoulda been Tree of Life and Jane Eyre.
I was absolutely thrilled that Meryl won, but saying that she "has always had more of a movie star quality that [Glenn Close] always lacked" was perfectly disgusting. That comment says a lot more about your pathetic shallowness than Close's meaningless loss says about her (brilliant) acting abilities.
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