Due to some taxing personal events during the past few weeks, my writing is something I've been neglecting. The movies - as always - have remained a beacon of hope amidst these dark times and needless to say so, I've been sucking on to them like a unicellular creature would to some more advanced life-form. I apologize for not having been as friendly in the blog-o-sphere as usual and I apologize for not writing. Both you and this medium keep me alive, and today felt like a good day to resurrect. I give you reviews for some of the latest films I've seen in haiku form (Today also felt like a good time to try out some new literary techniques...)
Limitless (dir. Burger, 2011) **
Magic pill powers
don't explain why Bradley
is a movie star.
Bad Teacher (dir. Kasdan, 2011) *Cam as rotten fruit
punches Lucy out of
comedic classroom.
Legacy of style
sold in heartbreaking auction
fashionable tears.
Larry Crowne (Hanks, 2011) **
Old school charm abounds
but Julia and Hanks feel like
our folks making out.
What have all of you been watching?
1 comment:
YAY. So glad you're back, and that brevity does not diminish your wit.
I know I watched at least half of LIMITLESS but Cooper's lack of charm made me tune out. Even wit the lovely Abbie, I swear I can't remember what happened or if I saw the end.
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