Monday, February 28, 2011

Oscar Fashion: Worst

Nicole Kidman should've worn the same dress she wore to the Grammys instead of this messy, Melissa Leo-like, disaster.
This ivory Dior design would've worked without those strange hip hugging flaps which make Nicole seem as if she's been eating too much doughnuts.
In fact, one of my friends said "leave her alone, she just gave birth". 'Nuff said.

Scarlett Johansson is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and she seems to hate this so much that she wore her grandma's curtains to the Oscars and didn't bother to comb her hair.
This peekaboo Dolce & Gabbana fails where Mila Kunis' did, instead of being sensuous and inviting, it's actually scary and tacky.
That weird back cleavage is perhaps the worst part of all as it draws attention to ScarJo's awesome butt for all the wrong reasons.


This L'Wrenn Scott dress is actually wonderful but the closed neck and the awkward emerald make Amy Adams look like a ghost of Oscars past (think 1980s).
Anyway it's not like she wore the thing Melissa Leo did (she's not included here because it would've been too easy).

What's your take on these ladies?

8 comments:

Andrew: Encore Entertainment said...

Well, as usual I'll preface by saying I have no authority to judge: but I sort of loved Nicole's dress

Candice Frederick said...

scarjo was the only one passable here. these two others should be fined, horribly.

okinawaassault said...

Put Amy Adams in Nicole Kidman's dress, and that might work.

Jose said...

Haha judge away Andrew. Tell us why you loved it though...

Candice: LOL

Paolo: that might've worked beautifully actually!

Andrew: Encore Entertainment said...

Okay, now that I notice the shoes it seems sort of weird, but the design looks cool and very easy but still nice...or maybe it's just the pony-tail. (Shrugs) Seriously, I have no valid opinion on clothes, I'm not being coy.

Jose said...

Andrew: haha fair enough.
The shoes I curiously loved though.

Castor said...

Ahaha, I thought Amy Adams looked stunning, nothing wrong with going old school. Also, I don't get all the hate for Scar-Jo's dress, it's nothing great but heck, she wears it well.

Jose said...

ScarJo could wear a trash bag and look good but this dress is a mess. It doesn't really fit her or her body type at all. Plus the burgundy lace is dated, not in a nice retro way, just dated.
Amy killed the dress with that necklace.